This here is a privacy and content policy. It is intended to cover my ass as well as yours. Although not too close together, that would be icky.

Copyright:

All content on this site, other than user comments, belongs to the site owner (me). You are not permitted to reproduce or redistribute this content in any way, in any form, for any reason. You can link it to your heart's content, and you can publish excerpts (linked back to the original, please) in accordance with standard Fair Use laws. Under no circumstances should any part of this website, or content therein, be reproduced anywhere without proper attribution (including a link back to this site). If you wish to reproduce any of this content for any reason, please contact me so we can discuss where you should send the truckloads of cash in exchange for publishing rights.

In short: All rights reserved. Don't steal my shit.

Content on this site is not intended for young children and may contain naughty words, ideas that clash with what your parents have always taught you, and generally offensive material. If you are offended by anything you see here, kindly leave and find somewhere else to hang out. If you are a young child, please tell your parents they need to start monitoring your Internet usage better.

Personal Information:

In short, I don't care even a little bit about any of your personal information. I ask that you register an account prior to posting comments on this site purely as a spam control measure. I don't use these email addresses for any reason unless I have some need to contact you about some issue, such as you being an asshole or something. I won't spam you, and I won't sell or give your email addresses out to anyone. The only exception to this would be if some law enforcement agency subpoenaed them or something, but I honestly can't think of any reason anyone would do that. Any other personal information you give me such as name, age, address, social security number, mother's maiden name, measurements, or blood type (please don't tell me any of these things) will be kept strictly confidential unless I have reason to believe you've committed some horrible crime or the law comes down on me and demands it. If that happens, all bets are off.

Comments:

Your comments here are your own. They are, of course, posted publicly on the Internet so any moron can read them, but I'm not going to go around claiming something you wrote as my own or anything like that. I do, however, reserve the right to mock you mercilessly. I also reserve the right to delete any comment for any reason. Most likely, your comments will only be deleted if you're being personally abusive to someone, racist, wildly off-topic, or generally dickish. I will not delete any content solely for using naughty words. Be nice, and you'll probably be fine. Oh, and don't advertise your shit on my site, and don't reveal any personal information about yourself or anyone else.

Your Account:

Your account (if you have one) exists for the purpose of posting comments here, and for nothing else. I reserve the right to delete your account and/or ban you from the site for any reason. However, I'll generally only do so if you're persistently annoying despite several warnings, or if you post spam everywhere.

Contacting the Site Owner (me):

Emails sent to me, either directly or through the contact form, belong to me. I reserve the right to publish them, in whole or in part (with proper attribution, of course) and mock them as I see fit. Your chances of having your email published and ridiculed go up substantially if you're some sort of wingnut with an axe to grind.

Even if I decide to publish your email, I won't publish any personally identifying information without your consent. I will, however, hand it over to the authorities if I feel you have committed or are in the process of committing some crime they might be interested in. Just because I write about the Bible doesn't mean I'm your priest, so don't confess your sins to me.

This Notice

This notice, and the terms herein, are subject to change at any time with or without notice. If this site ever hits the big time, this notice will likely be replaced by reams of barely comprehensible legalese. If you cannot or will not comply with this policy, please find some other site and leave this one alone.