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The Bible: Dumbed Down VersionSome time ago, I had this grandiose idea to translate the entire Bible into language the average imbecile could understand. Since doing anything so time consuming as learning Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and God only knows what other language to translate the original text was right out, I decided to just sort of "reinterpret" an existing English translation. Since, as a recovering Mormon, I have the unshakable belief that the King James Version is the only true Bible, I had my work cut out for me. After all, who would possibly tackle translating a 17th century text into modern English, other than the thousands who have tried before me? No one, that's who. This book is my ongoing attempt to fulfill this dream. I hope it will inspire you as it has inspired me. |
Put me down for two...
When you publish (one for myself, and one to donate to the elementary school library).
After that, you and I should make babies and then be faced with a very controversial decision on whether they should live. Then, in the fever of our whirlwind romance, we should make the irrational decision to get married too soon (please note that we will likely divorce soon after, at which time I will take half of the huge fortune you have amassed from the sale of your best-selling book).
Love,
Angela
p.s. In the published version, you should probably put the too-crass-for-the-blog jokes back in. People love sacrilege at its rawest. Trust me. I'm people.
Agreed.
I agree with the previous comment.. If published i would definately buy it.
I read one verse just to see what it was all about, not expecting to read more.. but i got really into it.
Good job though. Can't wait to read more.
Amazing
What can I say, this is fantastic! I hope you continue doing this and eventually finish the whole thing. Have you though about eventually publishing your version of the bible? I know I wouldn't be alone in purchasing it.
Keep up the good work.